Our Products

Open-Source Platforms for Sovereign Infrastructure.

Sovereign Platforms · Production Hardened · Enterprise SLAs

At noBS!, we don't just advise—we engineer. Our products are open-source, vendor-neutral platforms built to eliminate hyperscaler margins and deliver sovereign compute, networking, and storage on commodity hardware. Every platform we release is backed by official commercial maintenance, 24/7 SLA support, and turnkey deployment.

Why We Build Sovereign Products

We believe that true resilience and long-term profitability only come when organizations control their core technology. Our products adhere to three non-negotiable principles:

100% Open Source

No proprietary traps, no artificial feature gating, and no per-core tax. You own your code, data, and destiny.

Commodity Hardware

Architected to extract maximum performance from standard x86 servers, standard NVMe drives, and open networking switches.

Enterprise Backing

Production-grade SLAs, 24/7 mission-critical response, and direct access to the core platform engineers.

Featured Sovereign Platforms

Production-proven infrastructure engines actively powering private and hybrid clouds across Europe.

Flagship Platform · Active Production

Kowabunga Cloud

SD-WAN & Hyper-Converged Infrastructure (HCI) Orchestration Engine

noBS! is the company behind Kowabunga. Kowabunga provides DevOps teams with a complete infrastructure automation suite to orchestrate virtual machines, storage, and software-defined networks on privately-owned commodity hardware. We provide official commercial maintenance, 24/7 SLA production support, turnkey datacenter deployment, and cloud repatriation services.

Hyper-Converged KVM Ceph Distributed Storage Multi-Region SD-WAN REST API & Terraform Provider 60–80% Cost Reduction

Commercial Support by noBS!

Production 24/7 SLA Support

Guaranteed response windows, root-cause forensics, and priority patch backporting.

Turnkey Cluster Deployment

Hardware validation, Ceph storage optimization, and BGP/VLAN network fabric integration.

Cloud Repatriation from AWS/VMware

Automated workload conversion and zero-downtime cutover to private Kowabunga infrastructure.

Managed Day-2 Operations

Proactive monitoring, lifecycle version upgrades, and disaster recovery validation.

Sovereign Cloud Ecosystem

OVHcloud Startup Program Member

noBS! is an official member of the OVHcloud Startup Program. We leverage European sovereign cloud resources to engineer, stress-test, and deploy bare-metal infrastructure platforms designed for absolute data sovereignty, high throughput, and operational resilience.

OVHcloud Startup Program Member

Official Member · OVHcloud Startup Program

Enterprise Inquiries

Looking for Commercial Support or Custom Integration?

Talk directly with the creators of Kowabunga to discuss support SLAs, private datacenter deployment, or cloud repatriation feasibility.